Rhodey in pain being sad about how TONY'S ROBOTS DON'T LOVE HIM

Oh, how I wish I could find a way to actually, earnestly write that. At the risk of sounding like a horrible person while mixing my comic book canon cliches, but holy angst Batman. Someone call the Whaaaambulance.

YOU KNOW ZORBOX? ZOMG, YOU KNOW THE ZORB (well, you probably know him as 'sean'). HIS ALL AMERICAN BOY GOOD LOOKS AND FLIP FLOPS ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD, ONE DAY. I'M MORE THAN SURE OF IT BUT NOBODY WILL BELIEVE ME!