Fic: thousand ways to leave this place [2/2]

Title: thousand ways to leave this place
Fandom: Glee
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Kurt/Blaine, Mercedes, Tina, Quinn, Finn, Rachel, Burt, Carole, ensemble, EVERYONE EVER
Summary: Kurt has to figure out how life works now.
Count: 19,037 words total; 7,933 in this part
Notes: SPOILERS. Not kidding. I took just about every spoiler that we know of for the next four or five episodes and ran like hell with it. Also, this is the fluffiest fucking thing in the entire world and it is going to get jossed into oblivion by 2x08 and everything that follows, and possibly even by 2x07 tonight got jossed to smithereens by 2x07. Title is from "Hold Hands and Fight" by the Rosebuds. Thank you to jothra, canadabear, newredshoes, bookelfe, and a very confused non-fannish-friend for the help with the French.

Part 1

( Who are you, and how have you turned my life into an after school special?! )