one wound-up punch of intuition

Title: May the Best Man Win
Fandom: Glee
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Finn Hudson, Cooper Anderson, Kurt Hummel/Blaine Anderson; appearances by Burt & Carole, Rachel, Mercedes, and others
Count: 8945 words
Summary: Finn Hudson and Cooper Anderson are possibly not the most unselfish best men in the world.
Notes: I took flashfic prompts and wehavethemjustwheretheywantus asked for Finn and Cooper trying to out-best-man each other, and this sort of ... exploded. It contains douchebaggery and absolutely absurd amounts of sappy shit, even by my standards; you have been warned.

( Don't think I didn't notice you and Cooper using Blaine and me as pawns in a deeply uncomfortable 20-minute game of dueling lap dances last night. )

Title: For Better or for Worse (4/4)
Fandom: Glee
Rating: R
Characters: Kurt Hummel/Blaine Anderson, Mercedes Jones, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mike Chang, Sam Evans, Artie Abrams, Sugar Motta, Noah Puckerman, Lauren Zizes, Rachel Berry, Finn Hudson, Santana Lopez, Brittany Pierce, Quinn Fabray, Matt Rutherford
Count: 9570 words, this part; 24,100 total
Summary: Kurt is an up-and-coming New York City wedding planner working on the biggest wedding of his career, and Blaine is the frontman of an unfortunately-named band from New Jersey. Booking an untested band with a distracting lead singer is either going to be the best or the worst decision that Kurt has ever made. He's not sure which, just yet.
Notes: For unicorndust. To the real people who are mentioned here: god I hope you never come across this, and I'm sorry for what I have wrought.

( Kurt hasn't cried since the very first wedding that he planned, when he was 16 and thought it would be the epitome of romance and class to have a cage full of glitter-pooping doves. )

Title: For Better or for Worse (2/4)
Fandom: Glee
Rating: PG, this part
Characters: Kurt Hummel/Blaine Anderson, Rachel Berry, Mercedes Jones, Finn Hudson, Rory Flanagan, Lauren Zizes, every single glee kid (some are cameos and/or won't show up until the next part)
Count: 4640, this part
Summary: Kurt is an up-and-coming New York City wedding planner working on the biggest wedding of his career, and Blaine is the frontman of an unfortunately-named band from New Jersey. Booking an untested band with a distracting lead singer is either going to be the best or the worst decision that Kurt has ever made. He's not sure which, just yet.
Notes: For unicorndust, because I was too slow to finish the entire thing on her actual birthday. I initially misjudged how long this thing was going to be and changed the number of parts accordingly; I think it will be three, but maybe four? Part 1 on Dreamwidth or on LiveJournal.

( The first of a few dirty snowflakes begin to drift down between them, because Kurt's entire life has decided to become a gay romantic comedy at some point in the last week. )

Title: Someone Marches Brave
Fandom: Glee
Rating: PG
Characters: Kurt Hummel/Blaine Anderson, Burt Hummel/Carole Hudson, Finn Hudson, Mike Chang
Summary: The aftermath of multiple elections isn't easy to handle, especially when one family member won and the other one didn't.
Count: 4656 words

Notes: Spoilers for 3x07 "I Kissed a Girl"; title from "Constant Craving" lyrics. (Because I couldn't deal with just about any other plotline in this episode.)

( Blaine's always here. Between him and Rachel, we might as well open up a hotel for teenagers who never quit making funny faces when they sing. )

Title: Finders, Keepers
Fandom: Glee
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Kurt Hummel/Blaine Anderson; mentions of Santana Lopez and Rachel Berry
Summary: Kurt and Blaine technically tagged along on Blaine's dad's New York business trip so that they could tour college campuses, but the trip also has its fringe benefits. Like: an entire day spent roaming the city with Blaine. Even if Blaine isn't responding very gracefully to the unexpected attention that Kurt finds himself receiving.
Count: 4778 words

Notes: For the anon on Tumblr who requested fic where Kurt is flirted with and Blaine gets jealous. Also on Tumblr, someone mentioned the horrific idea of an "Auntie Tana" "anonymous" advice column and I ran with it; I can't remember who it was, but they deserve the credit for that one! This follows Possession Is Nine-Tenths of the Law, though it's designed to function as a stand-alone.

( If we move here and you become the king of the hipsters, I’m breaking up with you. )

Title: Born in a Small Town
Fandom: Glee
Rating: PG
Characters: Burt Hummel/Carole Hudson, Kurt Hummel/Blaine Anderson, Mercedes Jones, Rachel Berry, Tina Cohen-Chang, Finn Hudson
Summary: Kurt looks way more disbelieving and cautious than Burt is comfortable with. Haven't they been through enough by now, hasn't he proved enough that he's gonna love Kurt and stand by him no matter what, that Kurt doesn't need to be scared to tell him that he's got a boyfriend?
Count: 4055 words

Notes: Title from "Small Town" by John Mellencamp. Most of this was written the night that "Original Song" aired. Please keep that in mind as you steadily realize just how goddamn fluffy this thing is going to be.

( Burt knows something's up the second he sees Kurt waltz through the front door. )

Title: zing zing zing
Fandom: Glee
Rating: PG
Characters: Kurt Hummel/Blaine Anderson, Mercedes Jones/Sam Evans, Santana Lopez, Rachel Berry
Summary: Kurt just can't sit idly by and watch his friends be wildly obvious while thinking they're secretive.
Count: ~1800 words

Notes: I asked for fic prompts on my Tumblr and within five minutes, three people had independently asked for Kurt/Blaine Sam/Mercedes double dates, so HERE YOU GO. Title from "The Trolley Song" from Meet Me in St. Louis.

( This is an intervention. )

Title: to boldly go [2/2]
Fandom: Glee/Star Trek
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel; blink-and-you'll-miss-them cameos from various Warblers, Rachel Berry, Santana Lopez, and Jacob Ben Israel
Summary: Blaine Anderson is in the Starfleet Academy command track when he meets fellow cadet Kurt Hummel.
Count: ~12,260 words total; 6500 in this part

Notes: preromantics put out the call on Tumblr for Blaine in a cadet uniform. I started writing a drabble and this ... happened! A magical human being whose LJ name I am unaware of miryak drew fanart that I love! And then yo_mawari did too! They're both a little spoilery for this part, and are thoroughly delightful!

( Kurt clicks his tongue, winks, and points finger-phasers at Blaine, in a clear sign that he’s uncomfortable and trying to make a joke so that they can stop talking about this. )

I still haven't posted my feelings on "Original Song." It's coming! I just have so many feelings that it's overwhelming! It has also not been my week, dudes; overwhelming in a vastly less entertaining way. But ENOUGH OF THAT. I've been utterly addicted to Tumblr lately, which contributes to my LJ radio silence. But it led to fic! So here are a couple of quick things that I wrote based on tumblprompts. Which is a word. I am making it one.

Title: coffee break
Fandom: Glee
Rating: PG
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Brittany Pierce, Kurt Hummel
Summary: Brittany wanders into the Lima Bean.
Count: 1283 words
Notes: For msmoocow, who requested Blaine-Brittany interactions. This is set just before "Original Songs."

( Blaine is fairly certain Brittany could bench press him if she felt in any way threatened by him. )

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Title: basic pinning
Fandom: Glee
Rating: PG-13/borderline R
Characters: Lauren Zizes/Noah Puckerman
Summary: Puck issues a really stupid challenge.
Count: 796 words
Notes: For weyrdchic, who requested Lauren/Puck with the prompt of "physical." (You don't even know how close I came to writing them just mocking Sue and Olivia Newton John's video.) This is what a half-nelson looks like!

( That’s the grossly charming thing about Puckerman. He doesn’t know when to quit. )

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Title: no one's got what we've got going
Fandom: Glee
Rating: PG?
Characters: Mike Chang/Tina Cohen-Chang, Rachel Berry, Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray
Summary: Mike and Tina make excuses for their disinterest in joining the venn diagram of Glee Club/Celibacy Club relations.
Count: 1032 words
Notes: For svz_insanity's request! Title from "Dress and Tie" by Charlene Kaye.

( Mike has killer abs and he’s the sweetest boy Tina knows, but he’s the worst liar in the history of the world. )

Title: broke free on a saturday morning
Fandom: Glee
Rating: PG-13
Characters: Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel; Rachel Berry/Finn Hudson, Santana Lopez/Brittany Pierce, Tina Cohen-Chang/Mike Chang, Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray, Noah Puckerman/Lauren Zizes, Artie Abrams, Sam Evans, teachers, parents, various OCs, EVERYONE EVER
Summary: Kurt wants to go to homecoming, but Blaine has reservations. This predictably leads to: New Directions schemes.
Warnings: Homophobic slurs
Count: 16,464 total words; 9860 in this part

Notes: For guest_age, who gave me the prompt I know how important dances are to teen gays a month ago and was probably not expecting a belated word-explosion. Title from "This Year" by the Mountain Goats.

Part 1

( Oh please. Like you're going to let two puckheads stop you from being the gayest things outside of the men's room at a George Michael concert. )