Various Glee commentfic

I still haven't posted my feelings on "Original Song." It's coming! I just have so many feelings that it's overwhelming! It has also not been my week, dudes; overwhelming in a vastly less entertaining way. But ENOUGH OF THAT. I've been utterly addicted to Tumblr lately, which contributes to my LJ radio silence. But it led to fic! So here are a couple of quick things that I wrote based on tumblprompts. Which is a word. I am making it one.

Title: coffee break
Fandom: Glee
Rating: PG
Characters: Blaine Anderson, Brittany Pierce, Kurt Hummel
Summary: Brittany wanders into the Lima Bean.
Count: 1283 words
Notes: For msmoocow, who requested Blaine-Brittany interactions. This is set just before "Original Songs."

( Blaine is fairly certain Brittany could bench press him if she felt in any way threatened by him. )

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Title: basic pinning
Fandom: Glee
Rating: PG-13/borderline R
Characters: Lauren Zizes/Noah Puckerman
Summary: Puck issues a really stupid challenge.
Count: 796 words
Notes: For weyrdchic, who requested Lauren/Puck with the prompt of "physical." (You don't even know how close I came to writing them just mocking Sue and Olivia Newton John's video.) This is what a half-nelson looks like!

( That’s the grossly charming thing about Puckerman. He doesn’t know when to quit. )

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Title: no one's got what we've got going
Fandom: Glee
Rating: PG?
Characters: Mike Chang/Tina Cohen-Chang, Rachel Berry, Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray
Summary: Mike and Tina make excuses for their disinterest in joining the venn diagram of Glee Club/Celibacy Club relations.
Count: 1032 words
Notes: For svz_insanity's request! Title from "Dress and Tie" by Charlene Kaye.

( Mike has killer abs and he’s the sweetest boy Tina knows, but he’s the worst liar in the history of the world. )