a request!
I come bearing a request!!!
I have a long flight coming up, so I'm looking for ways to amuse myself. (I'm also investing in Tylenol PM, but I'm dubious about whether it's actually going to drug me the way that I want it to.) If I had my choice, I would happily sit and watch hours of Capital Scandal and Golden Girls for the entirety of the flight, but it turns out that the airline doesn't offer electrical outlets (the airline's U.S. arm? has power outlets for every seat. the international arm? zero. wow, how delightful! >:(((( ), and my laptop only has 20-30 minutes of battery life before it gives up and shuts the fuck down.
I don't generally enjoy the in-flight entertainment and my #1 choice for keeping myself entertained and chill isn't going to be available due to the shitty outlet situation, so I'm looking for fic recommendations, the longer the better. I like reading in any fandoms that I'm even remotely familiar with (the list of fandoms on my AO3 is pretty good; I'm also into Avengers, Leverage, Young Avengers, Static Shock, New Girl, iCarly, Psych, Archer, Happy Endings, Deadpool, most iterations of Sherlock Holmes, etc. etc.), but I'll totally read AUs/good fics for fandoms I don't know, too (case in point: I'm not interested in Teen Wolf but I read a long Stiles/Derek AU where Stiles is a kindergarten teacher and Derek is raising his nephews becauseI was procrastinating it sounded cute).
All of which is a long way of saying: could you please drop me some links to your favorite (preferably lengthy and on the happier side, but I'll take pretty much anything) fics on AO3? I'm going to fill my iPod with PDFs and spend a couple hours reading. Thanks, you guys; I would really appreciate it.
(life update: moved out of my flat, still writing my dissertation, still not king, etc. etc.)
I have a long flight coming up, so I'm looking for ways to amuse myself. (I'm also investing in Tylenol PM, but I'm dubious about whether it's actually going to drug me the way that I want it to.) If I had my choice, I would happily sit and watch hours of Capital Scandal and Golden Girls for the entirety of the flight, but it turns out that the airline doesn't offer electrical outlets (the airline's U.S. arm? has power outlets for every seat. the international arm? zero. wow, how delightful! >:(((( ), and my laptop only has 20-30 minutes of battery life before it gives up and shuts the fuck down.
I don't generally enjoy the in-flight entertainment and my #1 choice for keeping myself entertained and chill isn't going to be available due to the shitty outlet situation, so I'm looking for fic recommendations, the longer the better. I like reading in any fandoms that I'm even remotely familiar with (the list of fandoms on my AO3 is pretty good; I'm also into Avengers, Leverage, Young Avengers, Static Shock, New Girl, iCarly, Psych, Archer, Happy Endings, Deadpool, most iterations of Sherlock Holmes, etc. etc.), but I'll totally read AUs/good fics for fandoms I don't know, too (case in point: I'm not interested in Teen Wolf but I read a long Stiles/Derek AU where Stiles is a kindergarten teacher and Derek is raising his nephews because
All of which is a long way of saying: could you please drop me some links to your favorite (preferably lengthy and on the happier side, but I'll take pretty much anything) fics on AO3? I'm going to fill my iPod with PDFs and spend a couple hours reading. Thanks, you guys; I would really appreciate it.
(life update: moved out of my flat, still writing my dissertation, still not king, etc. etc.)

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It Began With A Nap (6775 words) by
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Captain America (2011), The Avengers (2012), Marvel Avengers Movies Universe
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Darcy Lewis/Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter/Steve Rogers
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Steve Rogers, Phil Coulson
Summary:
Five times Darcy had to sit through a Captain America lecture, five times Captain America had to sit through a Darcy lecture, and the one time they just agreed with each other.
You Might Need it Someday (15450 words) by
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (2011), The Avengers (2012), Marvel (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clint Barton/Darcy Lewis
Characters: Clint Barton, Darcy Lewis, Jane Foster, Natasha Romanov, Phil Coulson
Summary:
It all started because Clint’s a whistler and Darcy has always liked 80s music. Lunch ensued. This story has also now been podficced by the amazing Sorcha: http://www.sendspace.com/pro/bzmeyg
Inheritance (1415 words) by
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Jurassic Park (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Ellie Sattler, Kelly Curtis Malcolm, Lex Murphy, Sarah Harding, Amanda Kirby
Summary:
The future belongs to those that shape it.
On Excess, and Grief (700 words) by
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Ghost and the Darkness (1996)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Colonel John Henry Patterson/Helena Patterson
Characters: Colonel John Henry Patterson, Helena Patterson, Samuel (The Ghost and the Darkness)
Summary:
Written for escritoireazul, who wanted a bonfire and a starry night, and for dailyfics prompt #14, fire.
Bake Until Golden (887 words) by
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Fringe
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Astrid Farnsworth
Summary:
The evolution of Astrid Farnsworth: stress baker.
Sparks (18313 words) by
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: due South, Criminal Minds
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Penelope Garcia/Derek Morgan, Benton Fraser/Ray Kowalski
Characters: Penelope Garcia, Derek Morgan, Benton Fraser, Ray Kowalski, Ray Vecchio, Francesca Vecchio
Summary:
With most of the BAU on vacation, Morgan and Garcia are called in on an arson case in Chicago. For reasons that don't need to be explored at this juncture, they're paired up with a Mountie and a former Chicago cop, both of whom had been nearly killed by the *previous* Chicago serial arsonist. Written for podfic_lover as part of the help_pakistan charity auction.
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Avengers (2012), Thor (2011)
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Steve Rogers, Bruce Banner, Natasha Romanov, Tony Stark, Phil Coulson
Summary:
Darcy's life is weird, but she kind of likes it.
tried to hitch a ride to san francisco (1547 words) by
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Princess Diaries (2001 2004)
Rating: Not Rated
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Mia Thermopolis, Clarisse Renaldi, Joseph (Princess Diaries), Lilly Moscovitz
Summary:
It was odd that somehow, in a trio which contained Lilly in the Docs she refused to give up for shoes more friendly to the marble palace floors (much to the housekeeper's continuing distress) and Clarisse in her tailored Chanel and matching Louboutins, Mia still felt like she was the only misnomer.
Maybe that had something to do with being Queen at twenty-one.
Or possibly the Cheshire Cat pyjama pants with holes around the hems. It was a close call.
All of the Above (5591 words) by
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Glee
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Noah Puckerman/Lauren Zizes, Mike Chang/Noah Puckerman, Mike Chang/Tina Cohen-Chang
Characters: Noah Puckerman, Lauren Zizes, Mike Chang, Tina Cohen-Chang
Summary:
Lauren asks Puck to make out with a dude for her, so Puck tries to find himself a man.
You In The Dormant Past (1148 words) by
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Jurassic Park (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Alan Grant/Ellie Sattler
Characters: Ellie Sattler
Summary:
How history and the present make up a life, mostly unremarkable, but very much unique. This is Ellie's.
It Isn't hard to Love Your Scars (5639 words) by
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Jurassic Park (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Alan Grant/Ellie Sattler/Ian Malcolm
Characters: Alan Grant, Ellie Sattler, Ian Malcolm
Summary:
Alternate JP3. Alan is an idiot, Ellie is going to kill him as soon as they finish saving his life, and Ian is an awful professor.
Mission: Dinosaur Adventures (3781 words) by
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Losers (2010), Jurassic Park (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez/Jake Jensen
Characters: Carlos "Cougar" Alvarez, Jake Jensen, Franklin Clay, Aisha al-Fadhil, Linwood "Pooch" Porteous, Tim Murphy, Lex Murphy
Summary:
Jensen couldn't decide whether he was having the best week ever, or the worst.
Problem Solving in Complex Systems (1900 words) by
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Jurassic Park (Movies)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Alan Grant/Ellie Sattler, Alan Grant/Ellie Sattler/Ian Malcolm
Characters: Ellie Sattler, Ian Malcolm, Alan Grant
Summary:
"Is there such a thing as a Murphy's Law of Attraction?" Ellie grinned. "Because that would explain a few things."
Compelling Distraction (2684 words) by
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Avengers (2012), Thor (2011)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Clint Barton/Darcy Lewis
Characters: Darcy Lewis, Clint Barton, Jane Foster
Summary:
"Oh my god, SHIELD sent us Robin Hood."
Shirley the Vampire Slayer (2529 words) by
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Community, Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Shirley Bennett, Garrett Lambert, Jeff Winger, Annie Edison, Abed Nadir, Pierce Hawthorne, Troy Barnes, Dean Craig Pelton, Leonard Briggs, Magnitude, Michelle Slater, Britta Perry
Summary:
“What a cruel woman.” Jeff takes a couple of steps toward her. “I like that in a Slayer.”
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Bring It On
Rating: General Audiences
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Torrance Shipman/Isis (Bring It On)
Summary:
I'll send you a postcard from Nationals.
S'mores and Sublimation (1288 words) by
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Thor (2011)
Rating: Not Rated
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Clint Barton/Darcy Lewis
Characters: Clint Barton, Darcy Lewis, Coulson, Phil Coulson, Jane Foster, Erik Selvig
Summary:
"This is your new assignment," Coulson says.
It takes the new assignment about a week to taze Barton.
She doesn't even buy him a drink first.
Cracked Stars Shining (182240 words) by
Chapters: 28/?
Fandom: Supernatural, Harry Potter - Rowling, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel: the Series
Rating: Explicit
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Hermione Granger/Dean Winchester, Ginny Weasley/Sam Winchester
Characters: Hermione Granger, Dean Winchester, Ginny Weasley, Sam Winchester, Faith Lehane, Xander Harris, Willow Rosenberg, Veronica Mars, Original Characters, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, Bobby Singer, Buffy Summers, Spike
Series: Part 2 of Cracked Stars Shining
Summary:
For some, the war is over; others are still living battle to battle. New York is a good place to lie low for a while, but no one can hide forever.
WARNING: Awesome, but incomplete.
Letters and Questions (13157 words) by
Chapters: 5/5
Fandom: Little Women - Louisa May Alcott
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Major Character Death
Relationships: Theodore Laurence/Josephine March
Characters: Josephine March, Theodore Laurence, Elizabeth March, Aunt March (Little Women)
Summary:
Aunt March takes her most unruly niece to Europe with her in the hopes of making her into a proper lady once and for all. Laurie follows with a question. Beth hopes that the answer will be yes.
Every Evil Its Good (10832 words) by
Chapters: 2/3
Fandom: Little Women - Louisa May Alcott
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Theodore Laurence/Josephine March, Friedrich Bhaer/Josephine March, Theodore Laurence/Amy March, Bess Laurence/Dan Kean, Bess Laurence/OMC
Characters: Josephine March, Theodore Laurence, Bess Laurence, Dan Kean, Nan Harding
Summary:
Post-Jo's Boys. After Amy and Bhaer die, Jo and Laurie struggle with bereavement and rebuild their lives - while the next-generation characters carry on around them.
WARNING: Awesome but incomplete.
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Also, I have not read enough of this to form an opinion but there's a Friends AU!Avengers fic that I'm reading that's 31 chapters long and WIP. It has a bunch of pairings (as expected since it's based off of the show) and it's Steve/Tony, but I think it might be perfect for a long flight.
Is there any way for you to convert your Capital Scandal or Golden Girl episodes for your iPod? (iSquint is a good app for it!) That might be an option.
As always, I adore your face. <3 Keep on trekking with the dissertation! You're almost done!
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In the World of Silence (96109 words) by
Chapters: 5/6
Fandom: Glee
Rating: Explicit
Warning: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Blaine Anderson/Kurt Hummel
Characters: Kurt Hummel, Blaine Anderson, Carole Hudson, Burt Hummel, Finn Hudson, Rachel Berry, Sebastian Smythe, Tina Cohen-Chang, Mike Chang, Santana Lopez, Sam Evans, Mercedes Jones, Mrs. Anderson (Glee)
Summary:
Kurt and Blaine overcome their inhibitions together, or, five times Kurt tops, and one time he bottoms: an evolution of intimacy and self set over episodes 3x05 "The First Time" - 3x14 "On My Way", with spoilers through the end of season 3. Written for a prompt on the Glee Kink Meme, please see notes inside. Kinks are mild. (Fair warning: there are some S4 spoilers and speculation in the comments to chapter 4)
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The Eyes Closed to Fingers Crossed series by
Many of TMF's other novel-length fics are great! My only caveat with her writing is that she takes the show at its word when it comes to Mercedes (doesn't practice enough). The ECFC series focuses its attention on other characters, which is why I can rec it wholeheartedly! But oh man, I wish I could rec I've Been Trying to Reach You sans caveat, because otherwise it is my perfect AU. HIGH SCHOOL GARAGE BAND AU FIC. MY ONLY LOOOOOVE.
the road ahead is clear again by
The Student Prince by
The Winter of Banked Fires by
X Marks the Spot by
Spin! by
Sooooo, it's possible that happy, novel-length AUs are my comfort reads. I will return with more lady-centric ones, since TRAGICALLY the few long femslash fics I have bookmarked are on LJ only!
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https://www.box.com/s/hczlbiw11oy8qrlla390
My apologies for random dog-barking in the middle. XD
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2511332/1/The-Boys-of-McKinley-House
Actually you may not know that. But I'm linking to it anyway.
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Muggle Fairy Tales Are Mad!, in which the Camping Trip from Hell becomes that much more bearable when Ron asks Hermione to tell them a story. Still in progress, but you can stop wherever it's done when you get there.
Not Quite Made in China, a Once Upon a Time fic in which Emma breaks the curse without really meaning to. I am pretty sure this story is actually magic. Like, literally. This one's complete.
The Twisted Turbine, a '20s noir AU of Warehouse 13 (it should sense-make enough without background knowledge of the show). I did not know I needed this story in my life until it existed. (Also, the author made Myka an MHC alum. HOW CAN I NOT APPROVE.)
Seems So Easy for Everybody Else, a BBC Sherlock FtM!Sherlock story that is utterly amazeballs.
The Spiral of Lives, an Avatar (Cameron) AU in which the Avatar program doesn't exist and that one little change makes the story SO MUCH BETTER.
The Women of Amphissa, in which... well. It's a smooshing together of two highly improbable Yuletide requests. And dinosaurs. I mean this in the best way possible, but you'll think you're reading a cheesy Syfy movie script.
And to toot my own horn: Living in America (Where It's Like the Twilight Zone). This was my AU Big Bang project last year; it's Warehouse 13, but I think the main thing you need to know is my OTP is a background story and half of it's been dead for 50 years when they first turn up in canon. I have FEELS about that, so I decided I was going to let him live. XD
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