wakeupnew: closeup on Iron Man's right hand, the repulsor in the palm glowing blue. ([iron man] PEACE OUT!)
Title: Advances in Thermodynamics (6/6)
Fandom: Firefly/Iron Man (movie)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Tony Stark/Kaylee Frye
Summary: Tony comes home from Serenity Valley a changed man.
Necessary explanation: I asked for prompts, and [livejournal.com profile] agonistes told me to write Tony/Kaylee. I said 'MWAHAHA' at the time and happily started writing in things designed to make Sweeney twitch, but I think that she officially gets the last laugh, because this ate my brain alive. Part 1 can be found here, Part 2 here, Part 3 here, Part 4 here, Part 5 here, and Part 5.5 here.

It's been seventeen months, two weeks, and four days since Tony Stark landed on Three Hills. )
wakeupnew: Joshua Chamberlain staring into the distance, with caption "brains are sexy" ([band of brothers] grawwwr)
The printer is making death rattle noises. There are four of us currently here, in an office of 20+. None of my favorites are in. At least five of the people who aren't here are out for the entire week. So much jealousy. So much. I know my vacation is coming but I want it to come FASTER! I really miss having a winter break this year. This is the first year I've ever not finished reading through the Yuletide archive before having to go back to school/work. I am only up to the beginning of the M's in the fandom list; I'm a little over halfway there. I want to read more and more and more, but I'm trying to avoid fan fiction while at work, especially since my wireless access is no longer cutting it and I can't do internets on my laptop.

Basically, this is a pointless post about how bored I am and how cranky I am that I have to be at work today when I could be at home reading fanfic, kink meme-ing, and RPing. Ridiculous complaints are ridiculous, but I am still so happy it is a four-day work week.

(If you want a good laugh, go through Rotten Tomatoes' section for Sherlock Holmes. Some of the less flattering reviews are uproarious. I sat by myself at the reception desk this morning, as no one called and no one came in, just laughing my ass off. Bad reviews are the best! Writers always come up with their best turns of phrase in them.)

So this is a Give Me Things to Write and I Shall Endeavor to Write Them post! You all know my fandoms and what I am willing to try (for the record, a few ideas off the top of my head: Sherlock Holmes (new movie or oldschool canon), Iron Man, Glee, Sons of Anarchy, The Mentalist, NCIS, Bones, How I Met Your Mother, iCarly, National Treasure, M*A*S*H, Hellboy, Firefly, True Blood... there are many many many things I'm willing to try that aren't on this list, so feel free to request others if you know I am familiar with the source material). I can't write anything dreadful or explicit due to being at work, but otherwise, I'm pretty easy. Give me a character or characters, a pairing, a situation you want to see somebody in, a word or a song lyric or a phrase... Crossovers, crack, angst, romance, gen, whatever else, and general ridiculousness are all a-okay. Just give me something to jot short things about. For the love of God, please. D: D:
wakeupnew: Joshua Chamberlain staring into the distance, with caption "brains are sexy" ([iron man] hands)
Title: Advances in Thermodynamics (stand alone between Parts 5 & 6)
Fandom: Firefly/Iron Man (movie)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Tony Stark/Kaylee Frye
Summary: Kaylee didn't think anything was ever going to be the same, and she was right: it's not.
Notes: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5.

Kaylee doesn't like lying to her mama, but sometimes, you've got to do things you don't like. )
wakeupnew: Joshua Chamberlain staring into the distance, with caption "brains are sexy" ([firefly] smug)
Title: Advances in Thermodynamics (5/6)
Fandom: Firefly/Iron Man (movie)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Tony Stark/Kaylee Frye
Summary: Kaylee doesn't think anything's ever going to be the same.
Necessary explanation: I asked for prompts, and [livejournal.com profile] agonistes told me to write Tony/Kaylee. I said 'MWAHAHA' at the time and happily started writing in things designed to make Sweeney twitch, but I think that she officially gets the last laugh, because this is eating my brain alive. Part 1 can be found here, Part 2 here, Part 3 here, and Part 4 here.

Extras: Shenanigans set sometime between parts 4 & 5. Other people have also been writing things set in this universe, which makes me shriek every time. [livejournal.com profile] agonistes wrote Laws of Conservation, which she is probably going to kill me a little for linking but that I consider part of canon (between parts 3 & 4) because it is fabulous, and then [livejournal.com profile] copinggoggles and I went back and forth on a theme that isn't quite canonical thanks to the inclusion of some Good Omens, but that I love anyway. Did I miss anything? It's been so long since I updated this story that I can't remember now. *shameface*

Kaylee sparkles when she walks, and that delights her to no end. )

Interlude
wakeupnew: Joshua Chamberlain staring into the distance, with caption "brains are sexy" ([mentalist] not so great)
If you'd like one of your characters to jump into bed with one of mine, leave a comment along with a prompt and I will write you a drabble/ficlet.

I listed my characters just a couple days ago; I'd link it again here, but A) I am lazy, and B) I don't like pulling up RP journals on work internet. I am not backlogged with cases, for the first time since arriving back here! The woman who I work with is out of the office! I am running out of things to do! Please give me things to write while I'm on my lunch break. That would be awesome.

You can consider this a drabble post in general, too, if that particular meme doesn't interest you. Give me a character or a pairing and some kind of a prompt, and I will take it from there. I don't always finish these things, but I try, and hey, you never know, maybe you will give me a prompt and I'll wind up writing thirty pages of fic for it ([livejournal.com profile] agonistes, I'm lookin' at you)! Look, I'll even make this post public! My fandoms are a matter of public record by now, I believe, but here's a random assortment of things that I will write for; if you see something missing from the list and want me to write it, can't hurt to ask! If you know I've seen or read something, I'll probably be willing to at least take a crack at writing for it.

Burn Notice, How I Met Your Mother, Leverage, Bones, Hellboy (movies or Hellboy and BPRD comics), Iron Man (movies or comics), Deadpool, Cable and Deadpool, Black Books, iCarly, National Treasure, Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy X, The Red Star, M*A*S*H, Firefly, Princess Tutu, Run Fatboy Run, Watchmen, The Office (bearing in mind I never saw the end of the last season), [livejournal.com profile] milliways_bar, Sherlock Holmes, Torchwood (I have not seen series 1, but I've seen Children of Earth and most of series 2), True Blood (I've only seen the first six and a half episodes and read the first book, but I'll give it a shot!), Star Wars: X-Wing, Hot Fuzz, Star Trek (nu!Trek; you can request original series, Next Generation, Voyager, or even Enterprise if you want, but it's been years and I make no guarantees of the greatness of my memory)

I will write crossovers, crack, and basically anything else; I can only write sexy or gross things that are mildly sexy or gross (I am at my desk at work, pls remember. This is a worksafe space, darlings).

I inexplicably have the Next Generation theme stuck in my head. I haven't seen that show since I was 14 and obsessed. What, brain?
wakeupnew: Joshua Chamberlain staring into the distance, with caption "brains are sexy" ([firefly] sheep on hind legs)
Title: Advances in Thermodynamics (4/6)
Fandom: Firefly/Iron Man (movie)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Tony Stark/Kaylee Frye
Summary: Kaylee is settling in on Osiris.
Necessary explanation: I asked for prompts, and [livejournal.com profile] agonistes told me to write Tony/Kaylee. I said 'MWAHAHA' at the time and happily started writing in things designed to make Sweeney twitch, but I think that she officially gets the last laugh, because this is eating my brain alive. Part 1 can be found here, Part 2 here, and Part 3 here.

I'm sorry, have I done something to displease you? )

Part 5
wakeupnew: Joshua Chamberlain staring into the distance, with caption "brains are sexy" ([firefly] facepalmy)
Title: Advances in Thermodynamics (3/6)
Fandom: Firefly/Iron Man (movie)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Tony Stark/Kaylee Frye
Necessary explanation: I asked for prompts, and [livejournal.com profile] agonistes told me to write Tony/Kaylee. I said 'MWAHAHA' at the time and happily started writing in things designed to make Sweeney twitch, but I think that she officially gets the last laugh, because this is eating my brain alive, and, God help me, there are more parts forthcoming. I'm thinking the final count will be somewhere around five parts, though I'm unsure. Part 1 can be found here, and Part 2 here.

Alright. Don't everybody start explaining at once. )

Part 4
wakeupnew: Joshua Chamberlain staring into the distance, with caption "brains are sexy" ([iron man] brothers in arms)
Title: Advances in Thermodynamics (2/6)
Fandom: Firefly/Iron Man (movie)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Tony Stark/Kaylee Frye
Necessary explanation: I asked for prompts, last week, and [livejournal.com profile] agonistes told me to write Tony/Kaylee. I said 'MWAHAHA' at the time and happily started writing in things designed to make Sweeney twitch, but I think that she officially gets the last laugh, because this is eating my brain alive, and, God help me, there are more parts forthcoming. I'm thinking the final count will be somewhere around five parts, though I'm unsure. Part 1 can be found here.

Machines is people too, you know. )

Part 3
wakeupnew: Joshua Chamberlain staring into the distance, with caption "brains are sexy" ([iron man] hands)
I think I might officially be going crazy. This is what I did at work on Friday; I have just been lazy about getting the Chinese translations and fixing up the formatting.

Title: Advances in Thermodynamics (1/6)
Fandom: Firefly/Iron Man (movie)
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: Tony Stark/Kaylee Frye
Necessary explanation: I asked for prompts, last week, and [livejournal.com profile] agonistes told me to write Tony/Kaylee. I said 'MWAHAHA' at the time and happily started writing in things designed to make Sweeney twitch, but I think that she officially gets the last laugh, because this is eating my brain alive, and, God help me, there are more parts forthcoming.

Dust wouldn’t settle on this guy the second it took a look at him, Kaylee figures; it’d run screaming. )

Part 2